Translations by Soraboop69
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-School Hallway-
 Joe |
Hehh... hahh... I did it...! I made it before Homeroom started! |
Joe |
With this, I can add one more day to my attendance... I'll absolutely graduate this year... no matter what! |
 Student A |
Hey, over there... isn't that Death Phoenix Joe? |
Student B |
The shadow leader, Death Phoenix? Seriously!? Seeing him at school first thing in the morning isn't normal, is it? |
Student A |
This is bad... if he's around, something bad's going to happen, no doubt...! |
A leader who leads from the shadows, in short, a shadow leader! Undefeated by UNZ's delinquents for six years, Joe... before he knew it he had become a legend, and is now feared as a shadow leader at DOkonjo North High School!
Lunch break.
 Sojun |
Ah, ah~. Mic test. One, two~. |
Sojun |
List~en well, you trash. This is a summons from the Student Council. Sixth year, Ash Class, Joe. |
Joe |
... what? |
-In the Classroom-
Sojun |
First year, Dark Class, Yasu. |
 Yasu |
... annoying. |
Sojun |
Ah, and while I'm at it, first year, Flower Class, Hachiko. |
 Hachin |
It's Hachin!! And whaddya mean, "While you're at it!!" |
Sojun |
To the trash who's names I just read off, gather at the flowerbed in front of the school gate... I'll crush you all together!! |
-In Front of the School Gate-
Students |
Whisper, whisper... whisper, whisper... |
   All 3 |
... |
Sojun |
So you all came... you must be Death Phoenix Joe. |
Joe |
Who're you. Blondie. |
Sojun |
Student Council Boss, Sojun.. |
Sojun |
I happened to overhear something... it seems you're being called a "shadow leader," or some such idiotic title. |
Joe |
Seems that way. |
Sojun |
However, at this school only one leader is necessary. Only the strongest, namely, me. |
Sojun |
If you think you can throw your weight around as a shadow leader, then I'll have to teach you a lesson...! |
Yasu |
... this has nothing to do with me, though. |
Sojun |
For that matter, Death God Yatagarasu. It's best to pick out the weeds before they can grow. |
Sojun |
And while we're at it, that Hachiko over there. You're basically Yasu's apprentice, aren't you? |
Sojun |
I'm a very kind person. I intend to crush you along with your senior. |
Hachin |
Faaa! Don't mess with me!! Who's an apprentice--!? I'm gonna stab you, you bastard!! |
Yasu |
A stupid fight is starting... |
Joe |
I think I understand. I don't really have an interest in being a leader... but if you insist... I'll be your opponent. |
Sojun |
Huhahahaa! Don't bother, why don't you all come at me at once!? |
All 3 |
ORAAAAAAAA--!! |
Sojun |
Oh. I forgot to tell you but... there's a pitfall there. |
All 3 |
WH-WHAAAAA--!!?? |
Hachin |
Owowowow!! |
Sojun |
Huhahahaha!! That pitfall is 69 meters deep!! At the bottom of the earth where you can never get out, you can all taste the true hell of repeating years! |
Yasu |
Tch... that... sleazy bastard...! |
Joe |
Don't panic. This pitfall... if I use my flames at full force, we should be able to get out! |
Joe |
You two need to hit that blondie as soon as we get out. You guys can't forgive him either, right? |
Yasu |
You mean fight together? ... fine. |
Hachin |
O-Oh, seriously!? I'll do it too--!! I'll sting that damn bastard Sojun!! |
Joe |
Are you ready? Let's go!! Final Phoenix... FLASH BIRD!! |
FINAL PHOENIX FLASH BIRD!! The flame of the phoenix inside Joe is pushed to the limit and explodes! He thought long and hard about it while hospitalized, it's his ultimate finishing technique!!
Sojun |
Wh... what is that!? An explosion!? |
Joe |
UOOOOOOOOHH!! |
Hachin |
Hoooooooott! M-my butt!! My butt stinger is--!! |
Yasu |
Crap... t-the salmon bento I had in my pocket is!? |
Joe |
Hahh, haahhh... gouhh, GOHAHH!! |
Joe |
Y-You guys... what happened to the plan from earlier? Weren't you going to attack him at the same time...!? |
Hachin |
Are you kidding me! It was way too damn hot!! You were really just pretending to be an friend, but you're actually an enemy, aren't you!? |
Yasu |
My salmon bento... burnt to charcoal... I won't forgive you...!! |
Sojun |
Haha! Getting out with the explosion's blast wasn't bad. It seems the damn phoenix knows a thing or two. |
Sojun |
I'll tell you right now that the pitfall was only the preliminary round. From now on... you'll see true terror!! |
Joe |
... I just wanted to graduate peacefully. It can't be helped... if it's come to this, then you're all my opponents!! |
 All 4 |
ORAAAAAAAAAA--!! |
As the aftermath of this great fight, later called the "War of the Cosmos," the school's flowerbed had been destroyed!! The matter was not confined to the school itself; and it developed into a big problem with UnderNorthZawa's Board of Education. DOkonjo North High School's Principal finally issued the four of them a "Notice of Expulsion!!"
-School Hallway-
Hachin |
Faa... faa... expelled~~!? |
Joe |
Don't joke around...! I absolutely have to graduate...!! |
Sojun |
Wait a moment. There seems to be something else written on the back of the notice. |
Yasu |
... "However, if the following conditions are met, special exemptions from expulsion will be granted." |
Yasu |
"The four of you who caused the trouble must form a band and play as community service. From, The Principal"... it says!? |
All 4 |
A BAND!? |
Thus, with the Principal's obscure and ground-breaking proposal, DOKONJOFINGER was born!
Yasu |
Hahh. Why does it have to be with these guys... I've gotten involved with trouble. |
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