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-River Bank-
Dokoyubi vs. Shingan! Four days until the fated battle!
 Hachin |
... faaaa! Today's another great day, hey! The battle of the bands is in 4 days... I've got it in the bag! |
 ??? |
You're in the way. Hurry up and move it. You little runt! |
??? |
Shut it! How about you move, you frilly perm!! |
Hachin |
Faa~...? That voice is.. |
 Crow |
This is the route I take everyday to deliver milk! So take your stupid bike and get lost already! |
 Sojun |
As if I'd move for that raggedy, cringe-worthy bicycle... trash is supposed to stand aside as the strong pass. Isn't that the basic law of traffic? |
Crow |
Who the hell would move aside for you!? I've made up my mind to continue on this crimson road of the apocalypse! |
Hachin |
... faa~? What are you guys doing, having a staring match in the middle of the street for? |
Sojun |
Good grief... the runt's ravings managed to draw out the idiot Hachiko. The nuisances are increasing. |
Crow |
You're the nuisance here, oversized bike-having perm guy! It's an apocalyptic waste of space!! |
Hachin |
Who're you calling an idiot!! ... and anyways, can't you both just move aside for each other? |
  Crow & Sojun |
I REFUSE!! |
Hachin |
Faa... |
Sojun |
Tch. Looks like I have to get my hands dirty... we have no other option but to settle who's right and wrong with a race. |
Crow |
A race? Interesting, I'm in! The roar of my Fallen Heaven will beat you in an apocalypse~~! |
Sojun |
Hmph, but I'll be breaking that now... since my bike is a monster, after all...! |
Hachin |
Faaa!? You're gonna have a race~~!? |
Hachin |
Wait up! You can't have a race without "Speed of Sound Hachin!" Let me in too! |
Crow & Sojun |
Huh? |
Crow |
This is none of your business, pinhead! Plus, you don't even have a bike, so you'd get in the way! |
Sojun |
You want to participate with nothing but those scrawny legs of yours? Kukuku... that would be impossible, would it not? |
Hachin |
Faa! Don't underestimate me! This is the perfect opportunity! I'll make you eat it for sure! |
Sojun |
Hmph, you sure talk a lot. I'll face... the both of you at once! |
Thus! None willing to give up their pride, they faced off in a 69 meter race to see who's fastest!
Sojun |
You ready? We'll go on 1, 2, 3, start. |
 Crow & Hachin |
Okay!! |
Sojun |
Let's start. 1... |
Sojun |
*quickly* 2 and 3!! OK, start!! |
Hachin |
Faa!? That's playing dirty, Sojun! Isn't that a false start!? |
Crow |
I won't let you! If it's acceleration... then my bike is the best! Oraaaaa!! |
Hachin |
Faa!? Oh no, I got a late start! Faafaafaafaafaaaaaaa--!! |
Sojun |
Oh? Your raggedy bike is able to match up to a fraction of mine. |
Crow |
Hahh, hahh... how's that!? Take this!! |
Sojun |
Hm? ... shit--!? |
Crow |
Hehe, well! Dried in milk for 6 days, it's the fallen messenger's apocalyptic washcloth!! |
Sojun |
Tch... this fiend! Then I'll give you these thumbtacks and caltrops! |
Crow |
Watch it!? Ha, something like this can be evaded with the crimson inertia drift! |
Hachin |
Faa, hahh, huahh... damn them... they're just getting into it all by themselves! |
Hachin |
At this rate, it's gonna be over! That means I've gotta bring out my ace honey...! |
Hachin |
Faa~~... I'm overflowing with energy!! Fafafa・Daaaaash!!!! |
Crow |
Geh-- The pinhead bastard!? When did you catch up!? |
Hachin |
Fafafafaaaaa!! You can't leave me behind that easily! |
Sojun |
Tch... everyone and everything's such an eyesore...! There's 6 meters left... I'll be the winner!!! |
All 3 |
ORAAAAAAAA--!!!! |
 Maple Arisugawa |
Hmhmhmhmm~♪ I got so many eggs on sale... aw~, I really am great at shopping~♪ |
Maple Arisugawa |
... oh? |
All 3 |
LOOK OUUUTTTT!!! |
Maple Arisugawa |
Huh... wh-wh-wh-what's going on? |
Hachin |
... bufaaachoo! Guah, guah!! I fell into the river... |
Crow |
Ohhh, my bike... because of you guys, today was a disaster... well, it's good the president saved me there though. |
Sojun |
Tch. Stop that. Nothing good comes from hanging out with fools after all. |
Crow |
Hey, you guys!! ... we'll settle this at the battle of the bands in 4 days! Prepare yourselves! |
Hachin |
Fa, that's just perfect! There's no way we'd lose!! You better be prepared yourself!! |
Sojun |
Little runt, the winner of the battle of the bands will be me. Tell your fellow suspicious bandmates that, you hear? |
Crow |
Geh... see ya! Oh, right-- |
Crow |
You guys are in the same band, right? You should get along a bit more then! |
Hachin & Sojun & |
No way! ... hmph! |
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