Translations by unEZ
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-Live Venue Hallway-
Dokoyubi vs. Shingan! Five days until the fated battle! On that day, Yasu was practicing... or not, he was out making deliveries for his family's business!!
 Yasu |
Umm... "Shibuvalley, 6969 Hall, West"... through the stage door... this must be it. The order is under "BRR?" |
Yasu |
I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before... well, whatever... 'scuse me. I came to deliver this bento. |
-Live Venue Backstage-
Yasu |
... huh. No one's here. |
 ??? |
... uhh... |
Yasu |
Guh! ... who's there? |
 Aion |
U... ughhh...! |
Yasu |
You're ShinganCrimsonZ's... Noppon[1] or something. Are you not feeling well? |
Aion |
T-this god's... stomach... has prepared a large abyss leading into the underworld... |
Yasu |
... huh? Paper? Squid?[2] |
Aion |
*stomach growls* |
Yasu |
... ah. |
Aion |
... this is... an offering... for the god... it's sacred jet black... deliciousness... |
Yasu |
Geez... if you're hungry, then just say so... |
Aion |
... mm. This is a yakiniku bento prepared just for this god. The sacred offering has satisfied the jet black aura. |
Yasu |
I can't understand a word you're saying... well, whatever. |
Yasu |
Hey, Noppon... the payment for the bento. |
Aion |
... huh!? EEK!! |
Yasu |
... what're you getting so spooked for? Wait, did you not realize I was here this whole time? |
Aion |
T-t-this is the god's... sacred realm... i-i-int... be struck... b-b-by the lightning of justice... |
Yasu |
... can't hear you, what'd you say? |
Aion |
Th-this backstage i-is the god's sacred realm that you're intruding in on... be struck by the lightning of justice a-and return to dust... |
Yasu |
... I can't understand you at all. What should I do...? |
Yasu |
(But... I'm not gonna leave without getting payment for the bento...!) |
Yasu |
... listen. I just came to deliver this bento... you got it? |
Aion |
It was you who gave that rich offering...? That one... that was unmistakably a yakiniku bento made for the gods... |
Aion |
I see. You... you came here to swear obedience to this god, a pilgrim of darkness...? |
Yasu |
... huh? I don't really get it, but you're saying something about the yakiniku bento, right? |
Yasu |
And I've been saying that I need the payment for that bento... you understand? |
Aion |
You, pilgrim of darkness, want something in return for the offering... there's nothing more than the blessings from this dark sun god... |
Yasu |
... huh? Fine, I think you're on the right track. |
Aion |
Pilgrim of darkness who gave me the offering... listen... to the god's playing of the melody! |
Yasu |
Guitar? ... you weren't gonna pay? Hey, you better cut that out-- |
Aion |
~~~♪♪♪ |
Yasu |
!? |
Yasu |
(This guy... even though he talks pretty suspiciously, his guitar skills are...!) |
 Yaiba |
Legend of Being Inadvertently Late, Yaiba arrives! Aion, that guitar just now-- |
Yaiba |
... h-hence!? You're from DOKONJOFINGER... what are you doing here!? |
Yasu |
Ah. Suspicious Person #2. |
Yaiba |
This is the amount, right? Hence, address the bill to BandedRockingRecords, please. |
Yaiba |
However, the fact that you are an employee of my favorite bento shop is Legend of the World is a Small Place. Haha... |
Yasu |
... y-yeah... thanks for buying. |
Aion |
You... I will allow you to come again to deliver your offerings to the dark sun god. |
Yasu |
... no, just pay the charge. |
Yasu |
But, well... if these guys can understand the taste of our bento, then maybe they're not so bad after all... |
Yasu |
Well then... order from us again. |
Yaiba |
Hm... you... you said you were Yasu, right? Wait just a moment! |
Yasu |
Huh? What is it now? |
Yaiba |
You are also a Legend of Time Labor Warrior, like me. Since we walk the same path, it's good to have reinforcements! |
Yaiba |
Hence, listen to my Ryuukomusou Kamii Ryuu biographical stories. This time, we will replenish you! |
Yasu |
Wh... whaaat? |
69 minutes later...
Yaiba |
Hence, there are only a few hours left in this holy night! Legend of Leftover Cake Judgement Ryuukomusou Kamii Ryuu new skill-- (rest omitted) |
Aion |
Zzz... the god craves... fulfillment... peace in the sacred realm has... zzz... |
Yasu |
I was a fool to reconsider these guys... in the end, they're just super annoying! ... I'm leaving!! |
Yaiba |
H-hence!? Even though I was just getting to the Legend of Climax!? |
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