Translations by Soraboop69
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-In Front of the School Gate-
DOkonjo North High School! Four competing schools of UNZ in the East, West, North, and South have been gathered together and reborn as a single, huge high school. The worst four men, collected from four different Hells, are destined to cross paths right now!
 Delinquent |
Guhh! A punch from somewhere I couldn't see... so this is the rumored Death Cross Counter...! |
 ??? |
... shut up. |
His name is Yasu. His eyes have been unfriendly since birth. Anyway, he has a tendency to accidentally get involved in things. To deal with the never-ending problems of having to be at school, beating up hoodlums has become part of his daily routine. He knocks down enemies with his specialty Death Cross Counter, and before he knew it, he was given a street name regarding it. That name is... Death God Yatagarasu Yasu!!
 Yasu |
Good... the bento seems safe. Honestly, ever since this morning I've had no luck today... |
Yasu |
Hm? |
??? |
FAAAAAA! Crap! I'm late, I'm late--!! |
??? |
Don't just stand there spacing out!! GET OUT OF THE WAY--!! |
Yasu |
Tch, not again...! |
??? |
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!? |
??? |
That HURT, Yasu! What are you doing!! It's me, me!! |
Yasu |
Huh? You're... who are you? |
His name is Hachin. He is a fashionable yankee bumblebee. As Yasu's rival, they tend to clash together. His street name is One Second Kill Hachin. Bun bun bubu~n♪
Yasu |
You came flying out of nowhere, so I mistook you for a mosquito. I was just protecting my bento. |
 Hachin |
Faa~!? Don't mess around, Yasu!! Comparing me with something like a mosquito~ |
Hachin |
My needle's way faster, stronger, and sharper! See, look, Yasu! Shwa, shwa!! |
Yasu |
Haa, I'm going to be late. Seriously annoying... |
Hachin |
Why you, I'm gonna sting you at the speed of a second! |
Hachin |
... huh? He's gone... ah, bastard! Don't run away, Yasu--!! |
-In the Classroom-
Yasu |
Haaa... ah. It's almost the end of third period, huh... I should eat my bento. |
Hachin |
I found you!! Yasuuuuuuu!!! |
Yasu |
... shut up... |
Hachin |
The infirmary, gym, pool, staff room, jungle gym... I thought you weren't around anywhere, but you're here after all! |
Yasu |
You... sure have free time. What do you want, you? |
Hachin |
"You," huh... you seriously forgot me, didn't you... Yasu. |
Yasu |
... Hachin. |
Yasu and Hachin. They are childhood friends. In childhood, these two were rather close. They parted ways at junior high school because they were at different school districts. They met again at DOkonjo North High School.
Hachin |
Anyways, I'm gonna feel wrong if I don't beat you! I won't let you keep your winning streak--! |
Hachin |
Today with my guitar technique, I'll get you to say gyafaff~un!! |
Yasu |
... is that so. Ah, the fried chicken's good. |
Hachin |
Faa!? Stop eating that delicious looking bento! You don't have time to be so carefree right now! |
Hachin |
I've been practicing to beat you down with this super intense bun bun guitar solo... |
Hachin |
I'm gonna sting you---!! Fafafafaaaaaaa!! |
Hachin |
Haa, haa... hehe!! |
Hachin |
How's that, Yasu! You can't copy this guitar technique, huh! This time it's my win!! |
Hachin |
... huh? He's gone... ah, bastard! Don't run away, Yasu!! |
-School Hallway-
Yasu |
The bento wasn't enough. I'll go buy some bread... |
Hachin |
Faa? If you put honey on it, it'll be honey bread♪ You try it too, Yasu! Hey, hey! |
Yasu |
... I don't need that. That'll be way too sweet. |
Hachin |
Faa~? Then what bread are you getting!? |
Yasu |
Noriben. |
Hachin |
Huh~~~!? But you just said you were getting bread, right!? That's unfair--!! |
Yasu |
What do you mean "unfair?" It has nothing to do with you in the first place... don't follow me. |
Hachin |
I was going here in the first place! YOU don't follow ME! |
Yasu |
... seriously annoying. |
  Yasu & Hachin |
Ahhh!? |
Yasu |
Everything's all sold out!! |
Yasu |
What... in the world happened? |
??? |
Hm. |
Yasu and Hachin... along with the underhanded shadow creeping up on the two of them. Their fight is only just beginning!
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